> you will never get invited to one of Tarkins banquets > you will never teach him proper coruscantian etiquette
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> you will never teach him how to drive an AT-AT at 8 years old on the test ground > you will never marry her and have the most handsome coreworld-boy together > you will never find a qt Dantooine gf on shore leave > you will never be able to talk about the intricacies of walker engineering and maneuvering in ridiculous detail like its your mothertongue to the cadets > you will never regularly get leave from the front to test new walker models and guest-lecture aspiring drivers at the academy > you will never help iron out the faults in the early AT-ATs and become THE authority on one of the empires most feared war machines > you will never be sent on suicide missions and succeed to show the galaxy that you are not just a helmeted mook > you will never become commander of your own prototype AT-AT walker > you will never graduate on top of the class just after the reformation into the glorious Galactic Empire that will stand for eons to come and be one of its first new lieutenants > you will never invent new tactics during your time at the academy that are given directly to the on-field troops and safe countless lives with your discoveries just at the ripe age of 21 > you will never learn how to banter from space australians aka clone troopers > you will never bond with your colleagues over learning how to control and maneuver AT-TEs in perfect unison > you will never feel the joy of seeing the world fall into an intergalactic war of a scale never seen before just after you graduate school so you can instantly apply for the Republic Academy Assault Armored Division 155 KB, 1680x1120 > you will never have a real and reachable goal in life all throughout your childhood
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